You are applying to be a henchman for the evil genius Ex-Boyfriend. Upon submission of this application, your information will be sent to Ex-Boyfriend and you will be contacted if your qualifications meet with approval. Best of luck in the pursuit of your career as a henchman.

Employment Application
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Personal Information

Name:
Email:
Availability:
Full-Time Part-Time
Seasonal Internship
Can you provide your own transporation? Yes No
Can you do an evil laugh? Yes No

Desired Compensation:
Cash
Virgin Blood
Human Souls 		Cocaine
Street Cred
I'm in it for the chicks
Mental State:
Prozac Dependent
Schizophrenic
Generally Disagreeable
Bipolar
A Little Too Happy For Own Good 		Homicidal
Kleptomaniac
Sociopathic
Pyromaniac
Inferiority Complex

Work Skills

Talents or Super Powers:
Torture
Science (chemistry, physics, etc.)
Necromancer
Voodoo
Mind Control
Thuggery
 Works Well With Lasers
Technomancer
Teleportation
Time Travel
Shape Shifting
Other (please describe)
Preferred Weapons
Guns
Knives
Long Bow
Bare Hands 		Chain Saw
Flame Thrower
Heavy Ordnance (Grenades, Cannons)
Throwing Stars, Nunchucks or Boomerangs

Background/Work Experience

Current Occupation:
Sanitarium Inmate
Laboratory Assistant
Prison Interrogator
Talk Show Host
Carnie
Street Thug
Marketing Executive
Mercenary
Computer Programmer
 Luchador/Pro-Wrestler
Adult Filmmaker
Evil Clown
Middle Management
Telemarketing
Sales
Cult Leader
Hedge Fund Manager
Politician
Past Criminal Activity:
Genocide
Bank Robbery
Auto Theft
Assault 		Prostitution/Solicitation
Voting Republican
Public Nudity
Corporate Fraud

Educational Background:

References:


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