January 21, 2010

Thirsty Thursday: Booze Without Consequences

Filed under: Thirsty Thursday — Tags: , , , , — ex-boyfriend @ 6:05 pm

Do you love getting drunk but hate the pukey, headachey morning after? Well, science has, once again, stepped up to the plate! Scientists are now developing a booze substitute that gives you a buzz, but won’t get you totally falling down hammered or give you a hangover. Imagine, those nights of dancing on the bar and waking up next to a complete stranger could be a thing of the past.

As an added bonus, the fake booze will come with an “off” pill, so you can drink up during your lunch break and return to your job as a forklift operator immediately after.

The fake booze is being designed using chemicals related to Valium. It will work like booze on the brain, providing a feeling of relaxation and happiness. Unlike real booze, the impostor version won’t cause mood swings or addiction. Sounds like a win-win I guess. Thanks, science? I just hope fake booze will be as delicious as the original.

While we’re on the subject of fun with booze, my wife and I are going on vacation in May! (Vacation usually involves a fair amount of adult beverage consumption). We are going to Reykjavik, London and Amsterdam! If you have tips on any of these locales (or live there and want to join us for a beer) let me know. I’ve never been to any of these cities so I would love to hear your suggestions on what to do, where to go drinking or where to stay.

P.S. Many thanks to Modern Cat for featuring us today! I know lots of our readers are as crazy for kitties as we are, so take a gander at this kitty related blog. We’re doing a tee giveaway over there too, so be sure to check that out.


  1. Iwantitdon’tjudgeme!!! LOL

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    Comment by Damaris — January 21, 2010 @ 6:59 pm

  2. Jealous of your vacation!

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    Comment by lisa — January 21, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

  3. Hmmmm, sounds too good to be true, and by good, I mean it probably does NOT taste good!

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    Comment by Cindy M — January 21, 2010 @ 9:34 pm

  4. I totally want this stuff. I never developed a very good alcohol tolerance. It would be nice to be able to have more than one glass of wine.

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    Comment by Carrie — January 27, 2010 @ 8:05 pm

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