October 19, 2011

WTF Wednesday: Ugh, Science, Give It a Rest!

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SWALLOWABLE PARFUM® from Lucy McRae on Vimeo.

Can’t you just take ONE WEEK OFF from fomenting NIGHTMARES in my mind-grapes?! Do you know what kind of person sits around and thinks “Hey, what if we INGEST our perfumes instead of spraying it on topically? That’s TOTALLY something EVERYBODY’S been waiting for us to develop.”?

A CRAZY person. And, god bless him, let’s not forget what happened when Mr. Wonka tried to develop similar technology:

In FORTY YEARS the most we’ve been able to advance is going from anthropomorphic blueberries to weird, moist Edward Cullen lookalikes. Does this look like progress to you?!

NO. DAVID. BLAINE.

(Via SpringWise.com)


March 9, 2010

Title This Tuesday: Oompa Loompas Gone Wild

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