In case you hadn’t noticed, shizz just got a whole lot more orange up in this biatch: I’ve been furiously adding a ton of Halloween-themed designs to the collection of late, and not to get all sales-y on ya, but now is the perfect time to order your “I’m too old/un-creative to wear a costume on Halloween” costume!
And if you feel like picking one of these up in person, stop by my booth at the zombie-themed Run For Your Lives 5k in Darlington, Maryland on October 22nd! It’s bound to be awesome—I mean, c’mon; WE’LL be there—and we LOVE meeting fans!
And hey, those of you too busy or too far away—we get it. Life is busy. October is cold. Zombies (even fake ones) are scary. So to show we have no hard feelings, stay safe and warm at home and take 10% off your purchases now through the end of October by entering HALLOWEEN10 at checkout. Because 3-D or purely digital, we love you guys!
I apologize if I squished your mind-grapes with yesterday’s post about The Werewolf Cathedral; today it’s going to feel a bit like I’m piling on, but how could I possibly miss out on an opportunity to mention Newcastle Brown Ale’s latest offering, Newcastle Werewolf?
Described by Beeraucratic.com as “blood red and not too bitter with sweet berry currents,” I’m a bit on the fence about this one. I tried Schmaltz Brewing Co’s Coney Island Freaktoberfest last Fall, and I have to say that despite its decent taste, the blood-red color and freaky clown on the label creeped me out to no end and I had trouble finishing the 6-pack in a timely fashion (I think a bottle or two lasted into November).
That said, I do love the packaging, from the “Escaped From Britain” neck label to the claw marks and vintage werewolf etching on the main label.
That’s it for today—remember, if you’re in the Baltimore/DC/Philly area and are looking for something to do this weekend, consider checking out Otakon, the anime convention at the Baltimore Convention Center (one block west of the Inner Harbor). I’ll be there! If you ARE planning on checking it out, keep an eye out for me in the dealer room—I’ll be the guy standing under the red canopy with the banner featuring the giant-size Fuzz Aldrin & Victorious Yeti!
Jeez…I’m really sorry, but I just don’t know how to go about beginning to describe this. There’s a lot of information to disseminate, and I’ve been sitting here for a few minutes trying to get this going, but it’s like my brain won’t function properly—almost as if someone placed a “death curse” on my mind! One thing I do know: none of these werewolves are getting mitzvahed—they hate Judeo-Christian/Abrahimic religion!
Basically, High Priest Christopher Belmont Johnson (not to be confused with Christopher Belmont of NES classic Castlevania fame—though it does seem EXTREMELY coincidental. Go ahead and confuse them; Chris would probably be flattered) will welcome you into the pack for the low, low price of $10.00 (or rupies, if you prefer). This pittance will get you the following items: a wooden sword, a heart container, access to the “Members Only” section of the website, and the opportunity to meet other members in person and move up the ranks toward priesthood. And fear not if you’re a member of Team Edward; so is High Priestess Angel Wolf, and she’s married to High Priest Johnson (awkward! I hope Hollywood makes a holiday rom-com about this! BOX. OFFICE. GOLD.)
10 rupies too rich for your non-lycan blood? That’s cool; get your feet wet with The Manifesto of the Wolf, free at your local web browser. And remember: respect the whip!
Inspired by an episode of 30 Rock, I designed these new Werewolf Bar Mitzvah t-shirts. Apparently Tracy Morgan recorded the “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” song in its entirety. I really need to download that.
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