Purveyors of unnecessary products, Hammachar Schelemmer, have done it again!

Ever wanted to plot your global domination from a secret underwater lair? Your dream can finally come true! For a mere $2 million, you can have your very own personal submarine! Break out your Platinum card, Dr. Evil.

Your submarine fits two (perfect for you and your favorite henchman) and descends 1000 feet. It comes with a 120- and 24-volt battery bank that provides up to six hours of continuous undersea adventure evil plotting.

Awesome!

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