The meteorologists are flat out losing their shit. I actually heard a Weather Channel anchor say “It’s all downhill from here” the other day. Are they even supposed to be saying that kind of thing? Check this guy out, he’s totally lost it:

Also admire the icicles outside my bedroom window, I could impale a polar bear with them. Which may be necessary at the rate things are going.

In the meantime, enjoy my 3 day forecast for the mid-Atlantic: