We already know about how Swedish moose like to party. But now we get a little insight into the mysterious lives of Swedish elk!

Snapped by Peter Lundgren of Lindome, Sweden while getting some fresh air on his balcony, these three elk were just hanging out, nomming some (let’s face it, probably fermented) apples before they got down to business.

Apparently elk business is conducted in much the same way dog business is, but with input from the elk in the cubicle nextdoor. Someone needs to proof these contracts before we get them notarized, Larry!

(Via Daily Picks And Flicks)

When presented as humorously as it is on the blog Bangable Dudes in History, I would say “yes.”

Created in October of 2010, blogger “Megan” (she’s so mysterious!) creates pie charts segmenting the reasons for each post subject’s hotness. What’s better, she’s pretty fair, gender-wise: to wit, Megan’s write-up of “bangable dame” Juliette Gordon Low, founder of the Girl Scouts, and Megan’s promise that Bangable Dames will be a continuing series.

Well, this is certainly titillating.

Despite the fact that this looks more like a bank branch with a drive-up window (I have a sneaking suspicion that it used to be), this is Pleasures, the nation’s very first drive-thru sex shop. The kicker? It’s located in Huntsville, Alabama.

To the surprise of absolutely NO ONE, Pleasures is skating on thin ice in Huntsville, given that sale and purchase of vibrators is banned unless you can pony up valid I.D. and convincingly explain why you require such a device for “medical purposes”. God, I love the 21st century. And the beautifully sculpted shrubbery near the front door. Because of how classy it is.

(Via Asylum.com)

Um, wtf? Seriously, I don’t think the WTF Wednesday “moniker” has ever been more apropos than in regard to this little wondrous snippet of interwebz magic. I find it kind of conflicting, too. While I think this girl’s actually published “book” (they must not have a word for zine in Iceland) is CRAMAZING, especially given the painstaking anatomical detail in the illustrations, it seems a bit tragic that such a relatively cute girl is so clearly insane and rabid with elf-lust.

Take heed, kiddies; this is what comes from a life lived in barren wastes listening to Bjork.

The news, or should I say the bad news, has gotten so depressing I just can’t even watch it any more. It’s beyond depressing, it all just puts me into a big boiling rage when I do watch and I don’t want to feel mad all the time. I normally like to stay informed but this is too much.

I am over hearing about Blagojevich. I am enraged hearing about the economy. I am livid over the hypocrisy in our culture. On one hand we have free market douche nozzles going on about how important it is that we respect capitalism and let the market sort things out. Our economic policy has been near anarchy and it’s been shitty for society. Foreclosures and unemployment are not for the greater good!

On the other hand, our government isn’t so worried about freedom when it comes to smoking a joint, paying for a hand job or letting a couple of dudes say “I do”.  When it comes to fun stuff like sex and drugs we’re all very concerned about what’s good for society.

Here is a thought, bring on the drugs and hos. You know people are already paying for that any way, but if we legalize it, we can tax it. Also, sex and drugs make people happy, foreclosurse and job losses make people depressed. Everyone could definitely use some sex and drugs right now, and the government could use some more cash to try to clean up this mess.  Just make sure next time you guys go handing it out to giant corporations that made this fucking mess (with your help of course), you have a lot more strings attached.