June 2, 2009

Baby Nascar Anyone?

Filed under: Daily Dose of... — Tags: , , , , , — ex-boyfriend @ 9:49 pm
Damn, why wasn’t I born later, like say in the age of the ROBOT BABY CARRIER? Check it out, this transformers-esque baby carrier goes from innocent, soothing cradle to hot, baby racecar action.

From the product literature “When it is switched on to the automatic mode… it changes automatically, from the comfortable baby cradle to a robot car, and maneuvers by itself through the room, dodging the furnitures and walls, thus giving the young baby the fun of riding a car.” Well, I think we know what this means, baby drag racing, baby games of chicken. All your favorite deadly games with cars, now available for baby.

I wonder if baby racing will be the next big spectator sport thanks to this wonderful invention. I just hope this bad boy comes with a helmet. You know how those stick in the mud consumer protection organizations can be.