So much new stuff, guys! I have 2 new illustrations and long sleeve t-shirts now. Just in time for fall. So I figured I’d introduce my new tees along with my new art…

First up, a more true-to-the-brothers-Grimm interpretation of Hansel and Gretel wandering towards their doom in a dark creepy forest. Anyone else feeling the Autumn/Halloween mood now? Crack open a pumpkin beer and put on this brand new long sleeved mens tee, manufactured by American Apparel:

Next, my new brontosaurus beastie is on display on a long sleeved ladies tee, manufactured by Bella.

See all the mens long sleeve t-shirts | See all the womens long sleeve t-shirts

It’s time for some new art, and today’s designs are especially exciting because one of them is part of our brand new guest artist program. Remember Melinda? She created this very awesome masterpiece and we’re selling it right here on Ex-Boyfriend!

Those who hang around here regularly know I’m no stranger to poking fun at religion, so Melinda’s fun with nuns was a perfect addition to the offerings around here. I might be featuring other awesome artists in the coming months. This guest artist thing is a new experiment. If you’re an illustrator and you’re interested in working with me, let me know.

I also have new art by yours truly. Check it out (this design is also on tees, hoodies and messengers of course):

Lastly, remember my post about the new boozy dietary supplement Drinkwel? The very awesome founder of Drinkwel has offered to send over a sample so I can report first hand on this scientific miracle. I have a feeling I’m going to have lots of good material for upcoming Thirsty Thursdays.

I’ll let you know where I’m planning to decimate my liver this week in case you care to stalk me around Baltimore and maybe try to steal the clothes off my back.

A couple of weeks ago a friend excitedly emailed and said “Hey I saw someone wearing an Ex-Boyfriend shirt at a show last night.” Sadly, I never run into people in Ex-Boyfriend shirts. It probably doesn’t help that I don’t get out a lot. I’m usually hanging around my house watching Netflix, drawing pictures and entertaining my cats.

Sooo… I’m going to start a new series around here called Meet the Fans. I’ll be profiling the cool peeps who wear Ex-Boyfriend stuff right here on this blog. There will be interviews and pics and everything.

Of course this only happens if you guys help out. So if you want to be semi-famous and featured on this blog send me a picture of yourself wearing something Ex-Boyfriend and I’ll send you some interview questions. I’ll also send a little thank you to each fan who plays along so be sure to send me your mailing address. You can send your picture and a brief note letting me know you’re willing to be featured on my blog here.

P.S. We have a new contest winner for our monthly comment-on-this-blog-to-win-free-stuff contest. The winner is:

“Rent a Boyfriend was clearly devised by someone who’s never had a boyfriend. Boyfriends do not usually remodel kitchens and make home repairs. Even if they know how to do these things, you’ll probably have to nag until you turn blue before anything actually gets done. ”
- Lisa wrote in response to WTF Wednesday: Get a Life (with your wallet)

You can be our May winner. All you have to do is leave some comments around the blog