I didn’t even know testicles could be an area of culinary specialty. Andrew Zimmern would be all over this.

Ok seriously, meat perfume?

From the product description

“The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

I think the best part of this is the product testimonials.

“After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine.  Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent.  At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat.  I made it inside just in time.  Soon after, my girlfriend came over.  I was skeptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden.  Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage.  It was the first time she let me put my “hamburger” in her “bun.”  That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she’s ever had, and that’s saying a lot.  “