We just passed the new year but my local Rite Aid tells me it’ll be Valentine’s Day before too long. (Yes, the chalky conversation hearts are already on the shelves.) My girl’s taste in baubles is less than traditional so this little shop might be just what I need. Piggy’s charming, offbeat selection is unlike what you’ll find at Zales or other local mall haunts, and the price tag is even starving-artist friendly.

See more of Piggy’s creations in her Etsy shop. Be sure to use promo code PIGGYINLUV10 at check out for 10% off on your order. Sweet

1. Negative Calorie Cupcakes
Delicious chocolate cupcakes with a mountain of fluffy white frosting that cause weight loss and toned chiseled muscles. I will eat these while lazing on the couch and never go to the gym again.

2. A George Jetson Car
I need a car that not only flies, but also folds into a brief case when I am not driving it. Of course the car would have zero emissions and amazing crash test safety ratings.

In lieu of a Jetsonmobile, I would also happily accept a flying dragon like the one from Neverending Story. Flying dragons are way better than sitting in traffic and pretty low on emissions (depending on how you view dragon poo.)

3. Robot Housekeeper
A small friendly robot that will fold laundry, load and unload the dishwasher, sweep and mop the floor, scrub the bathtub and change the cat’s litter.

4. Super booze
Some awesome new form of vodka flavored beverage that will allow me to get super drunk without the annoyance of those pesky hang overs.  Super booze would also have zero calories and temporarily give me x-ray vision. Helloooo ladies…

5. World peace

P.S. My girl made me come to spin class at the gym yesterday, and the guy who teaches this class loves Creed and Matchbox 20 and he often sings along with his eyes closed. For real!