How could you want to drown/irradiate/bury under rubble a culture so amazing that it created this?
By the way, I’m pretty sure I’d stop eating my lunch if one of my soybeans started up a conversation with me, too.
Furthermore, if that island chain gets any more irradiated, I’m betting that by next harvest, edamame really WILL have eyes and the capacity for speech.
(Via Chris. Thanks, man!)