My challenge for the June-July school break (my school is on the quarter system, so come mid-July I hit the books again) is to design 30 tees in 30 days. Yes, my friends, THIRTY. That’s one new design every day. I am going to get prolific. I am also taking requests, because 30 designs is a lot to think up. So if you want me to draw a dragon riding a unicycle let me know. Actually, I kind of want to draw a dragon riding a unicycle, but I may be alone in finding that amusing. Truthfully, you probably want me to draw sparrows or something. I know that’s what the kids like these days. I might do a little of that too, even though dragons on unicycles are far more awesome.

On another note, let me tell you about my cat. The trouble with cats is that you usually name them before you get to know them, or in my case, my cat came with a name. My cat should have been called Caligula, because he has much in common with the infamous Roman Emperor.

Like Caligula, my cat thinks he is a god and demands to be worshiped. He often hops into bed while we are sleeping and tries to push us out by head butting us and shoving us with his paws, as if we are intruding on his space. For a creature incapable of speaking English, he is remarkably capable of making us aware of his wants at all times. Meowing at us in a high shrill pitch until we stop what we are doing and feed or pet him. If we refuse to acquiesce, he attempts to rip our clothing with his claws or chew my comic books.

Also, like Caligula, my cat seems to enjoy killing for amusement. I pity the unfortunate bug or mouse that wanders into kitty’s path. He’ll spend hours terrorizing it before finally crushing it under his mighty paws.

Lastly, my cat is a hedonist. When he’s not sleeping, he can usually be found rolling around trying to find the most comfortable position to lounge in. He also enjoys eating to excess, and then vomiting all over our floor. Thank goodness for our hard wood floors. I’d hate to have him in a carpeted house.

Here is a picture of the beast