December 24, 2010

Stay Safe This Weekend, Guys. Zombies and Carolers Are Often Indistinguishable From One Another.

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December 21, 2010

Title This Tuesday: Book ‘Im, Sant-O!

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December 20, 2010

Mystery Monday: You’re a Deceitful One, Mr. Boyfriend.

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If you’re a lazy/forgetful/bad significant other and have elected to NOT present your loved one with an Ex-Boyfriend tee, hoodie, bag, or (at the very least) bottle opener, OR one of our nifty electronic gift cards, there’s always the, er, creative option courtesy of They’ll present you with a series of “provable” lies to buy you time until you can get your act together enough to actually purchase a gift.

Whether your Mrs./Ms. prefers handbags, diamonds or uncomfortable shoes, Selling The Lie will hook you up with corresponding emails to that effect, including follow-ups about shipping delays and, ultimately, indefinite out-of-stock notifications. Hopefully by the time you receive the latter, you’ll have smoothed things over with some flowers, chocolate, and after-Christmas mark-downs.

Or, you know, just get ‘em a gift card.


November 25, 2008

All I Want For Christmas

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1. Negative Calorie Cupcakes
Delicious chocolate cupcakes with a mountain of fluffy white frosting that cause weight loss and toned chiseled muscles. I will eat these while lazing on the couch and never go to the gym again.

2. A George Jetson Car
I need a car that not only flies, but also folds into a brief case when I am not driving it. Of course the car would have zero emissions and amazing crash test safety ratings.

In lieu of a Jetsonmobile, I would also happily accept a flying dragon like the one from Neverending Story. Flying dragons are way better than sitting in traffic and pretty low on emissions (depending on how you view dragon poo.)

3. Robot Housekeeper
A small friendly robot that will fold laundry, load and unload the dishwasher, sweep and mop the floor, scrub the bathtub and change the cat’s litter.

4. Super booze
Some awesome new form of vodka flavored beverage that will allow me to get super drunk without the annoyance of those pesky hang overs.  Super booze would also have zero calories and temporarily give me x-ray vision. Helloooo ladies…

5. World peace

P.S. My girl made me come to spin class at the gym yesterday, and the guy who teaches this class loves Creed and Matchbox 20 and he often sings along with his eyes closed. For real!