Squees all around for this adorable pair:

Image via My Soul By Cat

This video is pretty much the nexus of all things great: geekery and a kitten. What could be better:

Have a great weekend!

Kick off the weekend with this dose of cute, kitten + hamster ball:

Have those post-thanksgiving pounds got you blue? Take some notes from these cuties on a strategy to shave those extra inches… dedication, it looks like this:

Where is MY 40-room mansion, sir?!

Have a great weekend, guys!

(Via LikeCool.com)

AMAZING.

Important notes:

• Kudos for the sly nod to NOT drinking and driving
• Beer > heist money
• That’s a lot of off-duty cops in that bar
• “Made From Beer” is a slogan straight out of Idiocracy

In other drinking-related news:

I’ll be selling my wares this weekend (Saturday AND Sunday) at the Baltimore Comic Convention in the Baltimore Convention Center. Our good friend John at Ex-Boyfriend’s unofficial “sponsor bar” Bad Decisions is knocking a whopping 10% off the tab of anyone who comes in Saturday or Sunday wearing Ex-Boyfriend gear! A pretty sweet deal from the best bar and lifestyle label Charm City has to offer!

Admission to the con is super-cheap — just $25 for Saturday, $20 for Sunday, or $40 for both! If you’re a panicking Yankees fan, come out for the nerds during the day, catch the game across the street with us in the evening, and then get crunk at Bad Decisions to drown your sorrows after the O’s win! Just hop in the closest cab and say “Fells Point, corner of Fleet & Washington”!

Finally, if you’ve been itching to get a Fuzz Aldrin, Catnip Freakout, or Fidel Catro shirt for yourself or a friend, September is the month to do it. Why? Because Ex-Boyfriend has teamed with Jackson Galaxy and Spirit Essences to support the worthy cat rescue group Kitten Associates! Throughout the month of September, Ex-Boyfriend is donating $5 from the sale of tees & hoodies featuring these three designs to Kitten Associates, so snap ‘em up yourself, or help us spread the word!

Not to toot my own horn, but my cat is a 20th level wizard and he will obliterate your hit points. Better luck next time, Carlos the Dwarf.

After literally months of work, I can proudly present my new line of billfold wallets! They’re made in the U.S.A., 100% cruelty-free, and super-durable — not to mention quite stylish! The interior features a large billfold slot for cash, as well as four smaller slots for ID and credit cards.

We decided to start small with the number of designs, but will be adding to these inaugural six in the coming months. A very big thank you to all of the friends and fans we tapped for feedback and help with the design choices and color selections!

In addition to the Fuzz Aldrin’s Astro Camp wallet shown above, you can now carry your cash in style inside my Cupcake Ninjas vs. Teeth wallet:

Or you can have those seafaring rapscallions the Pirate Bunnies guard your booty:

Or choose my cute little Retro Robots for the most efficient storage of funds:

Or my Classic Horror Movie Monsters could scare off any potential pick-pockets:

But if you really just need some help getting around, there’s always my handy-dandy Wonderland Metro Map:

Be sure to click through to each product page for additional pictures — some of these even feature different scenes inside the billfold!

You’ve heard about hospice cats, right? The adorable little reapers that offer purrs and cuddles to the mostly-dead in exchange for climate control and 2 square meals a day (or 5, if you’re a spoiled quadruped around here that refuses to eat more than 1 Tbsp in a sitting)?

Well, “Chen”, a pretentiously-mononym-ed RISD student, has developed a less cute, more terrifying version: meet the Last-Minute Robot.

Just press a button, and this cold, lifeless robotic arm will slowly move back and forth across the patient’s arm, “stroking [them] through death” while calmly introducing itself via an eerily Siri-esque voice (insert “are you there, Siri? It’s me, Matt” joke here).

Two things:

1. If I’m going to kick it with zero friends and/or family surrounding/petting/hugging me, I want a goddamn cat, not a robot.
2. If anything is going to be “stroking me through death”, it had better be something fried and delicious!

(Via LikeCool.com)

I just squee’d all over myself.

Lemme back up — a wild fire in Santa Barbara, CA (oh how I wish it was Santa Cruz so I could insert obligatory “go Banana Slugs!” exclamation here — wait, I just did!) last week forced this 3-day old fawn to bunk with this 3-week old bobcat kitten, as the Santa Barbara County Dispatch Office had run out of crates large enough to fit the fawn, and the kitten made a bee-line to get some snuggle time.

Can you say “love at first awwwww”?

(Via Gary’s Facebook wall, courtesy of Melinda — thanks, guys!)

p.s. – In the DC-area and looking for something to do on Sunday? Swing by our booth (#620) at the Capital Pride Festival in our nation’s capital! Free swag, awesome clothing & accessories — it has the potential to be legen – wait for it – darily fabulous!