As Mayor Leonardo Leonardo famously stated, nothing can kill the Grimace. There now exists photographic evidence in support of that assertion.

Tonight, we feast on man-flesh!

(Via AndIAmNotLying)

The other day my girl said, “You know I love you, right? But if you ever became an out of control social deviant and started doing really sick things like cannibalism of voting Republican I’d have to leave you. I mean I’d try to get you help first, but if I couldn’t help you, I wouldn’t be able to stand by and let you do something like that.”

Seems reasonable…