Call me old fashioned, I like to work with my hands when I create. I’m a southpaw, but that’s not so unusual for artists. Pricasso on the other hand, he likes to create with his manhood. This artist paints portraits, landscapes and nudes (of course) with his wee wee, and if you don’t believe it you can see video tapes of his, uh, creative process at work.

Aussies can hire Pricasso to entertain at parties. He’ll do portraits for a mere $50-100 a piece. Can anyone say bachelorette party?

Personally, I can’t imagine abusing my own member like this. Sounds like it would chafe. That said, I’ve got to hand it to this guy for originality and a pun-tastic moniker.

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My grandma is pretty hip. At 85 years young, the woman uses the internet, a cell phone, her MP3 player and speaks several languages. That said, Ruth Flowers might give her a run for her money. At 69, this club scene granny can be found behind the decks and I don’t mean shuffleboard. Check out this video:

Happy Fuzzy Friday! This cute video of canine childcare has been making the viral video rounds this week. Here it is in case you missed it.

Also, many thanks to everyone who’s been helping us support the MD SPCA this month. Thanks to our fans and awesome friends in the media for buying bottle openers and spreading the word about our fundraiser. Please keep spreading the word so we can raise as much money for our fuzzy friends as possible.

This warmer weather has me seeking cold, refreshing libations. When the guys come over to watch a game it’s beers all around, but when my wife has friends over the drinks get girlier. and I can’t say I entirely mind. When else can I get away with drinking something fruity other than in mixed company? My wife’s current favored drink is sangria, and not just a cheap bottle of red with brandy and some diced pears. Last week she made Martha Stewart’s Prosecco Sangria. The bubbly makes for a more refreshing drink on a warm spring afternoon. Plus white sangria is so much easier to get out of your pants than red. Not that I’d know anything about that.

Here’s the recipe:

• 1 peach
• 1 nectarine
• 3 apricots
• 5 ounces peach brandy
• 1 bottle (750 mL) chilled Prosecco, (Italian sparkling wine)
• 1 cup peach nectar

1. Pit the peach, nectarine and apricots, cut them into wedges and put them in a pitcher.

2. Stir in peach brandy and let it sit for an hour.

3. Stir in Prosecco and peach nectar and serve chilled.

recipe via Martha Stewart

This poor little guy isn’t even wearing a helmet AND he’s being carted around in some kind of ridiculous pupoose. For the love of canines, please get this guy a good old fashioned leash and take him for a walk, Evil Kenevil.

via bits and pieces

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When you place an order with our website, we like to delight you with a little something extra to remember us by. For a while we were including free buttons and pens with our orders. Lately we’ve been including free keychain bottle openers. It’s almost time to change things up again so we’d love your input. Which free gift would you most like to receive with your t-shirts? Right now we’re considering:

- buttons (decorate your hoodies and messenger bags)
- postcards (back would be blank so you can send them to your friends or frame them to decorate your pad)
- notepads (you know you need to write your grocery list some place)
- fridge magnets (so you can stick your grocery list to the fridge of course)

If you have some other idea, or some other tee company sent you something more awesome, feel free to write in those suggestions in the comments.

Always on the look out for excellent new policies to implement in our shop, we discovered these ideas via Passive Aggressive Notes

Happy Friday, all. I discovered the following fuzzy amusement via Fork Party.

Thanks to all our awesome fans who’ve been ordering bottle openers and helping us raise money for homeless animals! If you haven’t picked one up yet, please consider ordering one. 100% of the proceeds are being donated to the MD SPCA now through 4/17. Please spread the word to your friends, Facebook, Tweeps, etc.