Check out these adorable foxes discovering a backyard trampoline!

Did you enter to win the cool hangover preventing vitamins I’m giving away this week? If not, get to it!

Remember my Drinkwel discovery? The founder of Drinkwel sent me a product sample. And my friends, it worked!!! This past weekend I drank 5 pints of Resurrection Ale in a row. I followed the handy instructions that came with my Drinkwel sample and, viola, no hangover the next day! It’s a miracle!!!

I am going to put Drinkwel to the test with wine and liquor. Just to confirm its awesomeness. But I want you to share in the fun, which is why I asked the nice Drinkwel guy to please send me 2 samples. One for me and one for an Ex-Boyfriend fan. If you’d like to get your mitts on some Drinkwel, enter the giveaway below:

Purveyors of unnecessary products, Hammachar Schelemmer, have done it again!

Ever wanted to plot your global domination from a secret underwater lair? Your dream can finally come true! For a mere $2 million, you can have your very own personal submarine! Break out your Platinum card, Dr. Evil.

Your submarine fits two (perfect for you and your favorite henchman) and descends 1000 feet. It comes with a 120- and 24-volt battery bank that provides up to six hours of continuous undersea adventure evil plotting.

Awesome!

Related Art:

This is the most poignant photo of a bear reassuring a woman on a bed I have ever seen:

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P.S. Take a look around the rest of the site; we’ve added a bunch of cool new features, included a (hopefully) more user-friendly layout on the product pages, as well as new left nav options and a search box. Web 2.0 all up in this place!

P.P.S. I still wanna see your smiling face. Or your sneering face. Whatever suits you. Send me a picture of you in your Ex-Boyfriend tee or hoodie. Be sure to include your mailing address so I can send you a thank you.

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Today’s post is a quickie. (Haha, you thought I was talking about something else. Perv!) I’m in the midst of some other behind the scenes work at the Ex-Boyfriend HQ, I’ll have more to unveil later this week. In the meantime, please meet my new monster Rexy, he’s looking for a bite to eat.

Stay tuned, I have bad ass owls coming your way. Plus I have news on Drinkwel and a giveaway planned. Check in later this week for the details

And you thought sharing the remote with your roommate was bad. Check out this little couch potato:

Lots of great booze news today!

First off, apparently Science got the memo AND the apology: they’ve stepped up and grown liver cells out of skin cells. This is a small but important stepping stone in the pursuit of consequence-free binge drinking. Thanks, Science!

Secondly, as I mentioned the other day, the good folks at Drinkwel have offered to pony up some free samples of their little miracle drug. To that end, I think it would be beneficial (strictly for the purposes of scientific research) to approach this whole thing like an experiment. So based on the number of pills they send, I’ll be dividing up my drinking into three phases comprised of an equal number of days. Phase I will focus on Drinkwel’s efficacy on beer, Phase II on wine, and Phase III on mixed drinks. I briefly contemplated a Phase IV involving all three, but I don’t hate my liver that much.

Here’s where I need your help: to keep the variables to a minimum, I’ll need to select one beer for Phase I; I can’t hop from Miller Light to Blue Moon to Resurrection Ale. I need a constant alcohol by volume percentage. What shall I drink? Same for mixed drinks; I’m leaning toward mojitos or dark & stormy’s, but am always open to suggestions (that don’t involve whiskey, bourbon or scotch—this is supposed to be fun, remember?) Leave your recommendations in the comments!

Although I spend my fair share of time at the gym, I must confess, I never developed a fondness for yoga. My gym has free classes, but I’d sooner lick a bus stop than sit though an hour of lotus pose set to Southeast Asia-style hippie tunes. I don’t want to hug the earth or feel the child’s pose. I just want to listen to some Fugazi and sweat out last night’s boozy indiscretions.

I guess in an effort to get yoga to man up (or nerd up), You Will Not Believe has come up with a “Star Wars” themed yoga system. I’m not duped by this obvious ruse though. Whether it’s “downward facing wookie” or “downward dog”, I’d rather spend my afternoon on the treadmill thanks.

Speaking of boozy indiscretions, $5 Dos Equis yards at Woody’s Rum Bar in Fells Point tonight. I’m there!

Hasani’s adoptive gorilla mom Bawang is all about setting boundaries…

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P.S. I still wanna see your smiling face. Or your sneering face. Whatever suits you. Send me a picture of you in your Ex-Boyfriend tee or hoodie. Be sure to include your mailing address so I can send you a thank you.

(Via Zooborns.com)

It’s time for some new art, and today’s designs are especially exciting because one of them is part of our brand new guest artist program. Remember Melinda? She created this very awesome masterpiece and we’re selling it right here on Ex-Boyfriend!

Those who hang around here regularly know I’m no stranger to poking fun at religion, so Melinda’s fun with nuns was a perfect addition to the offerings around here. I might be featuring other awesome artists in the coming months. This guest artist thing is a new experiment. If you’re an illustrator and you’re interested in working with me, let me know.

I also have new art by yours truly. Check it out (this design is also on tees, hoodies and messengers of course):

Lastly, remember my post about the new boozy dietary supplement Drinkwel? The very awesome founder of Drinkwel has offered to send over a sample so I can report first hand on this scientific miracle. I have a feeling I’m going to have lots of good material for upcoming Thirsty Thursdays.

I’ll let you know where I’m planning to decimate my liver this week in case you care to stalk me around Baltimore and maybe try to steal the clothes off my back.